December 2008
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“Crossover is Crossover, 3 September 2006 2/10 Author: mickeyshamrock from...”
– Crossover (2006) - IMDb user comments Bad movie night anyone?
Dec 31st
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Emails with Sam R.
Julia: Sam, I will give you 25 Euros for the canon 5D. Straight cash. Let me know
Sam: Doesn't that translate into $250,000? If so, yes plz.
Julia: Yeah I think it is around there, but you will have to get the euros converted. Where should I send the money order?
Sam: Directly to my Swiss bank account.
Julia: All right, I'll get it from my off shore account in the Caymans. Please put the camera in a bag and bury it in the northern most corner of central park under the grassy knoll shaped like a Gobi cactus flower.
Sam: I'm here, but all I see is a Barrel cactus flower.
Julia: You've been compromised. Destroy camera.
Sam: Camera destroyed. Do I still get the money? Shit, should have asked that before I destroyed the camera.
Julia: I'll pay in milkshakes and shake shack burgers. The currency of the rich and famous.
Sam: Then why aren't they fatter?
Julia: I have a theory that the rich and famous don't ever come out of their homes and those are just stand ins that you see on the street. So for all we know they are real fatties.
[[Via http: //juliaheffernan.tumblr.com/]]
Dec 31st
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Dear Secret Admirer,
Thank you for leaving a note.  It brightened my day. How do you know where I live? Sincerely, Kevin
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Dec 25th
“Oil shocks will become more common and more severe. The triggers could be...”
– Don’t be fooled by low gasoline prices — the crunch is nearly here This article from the Edmonton Journal is well worth a read.  It goes to show that we can’t simply take solace in our less than dollar a litre gas.  It’s easy to forget that issues like global warming and the...
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michaeltruly: : can hear the click-clack of the giant squid’s razor sharp beak lusting for his blood. I hate it when my boat gets attacked by giant squids.  It’s such a drag.
Dec 19th
“Chamomile Tea ACTUAL COLLEGE THEME PAPER - HEY I COULDN’T MAKE THIS UP...”
– Chamomile Tea I want to write stories.
Dec 19th
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“I think this movie already has more than enough sucking.”
– If ‘Twilight’ Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest | Cracked.com I would go see this version.
Dec 18th
WatchWatch
Now I want to climb a mountain or something.
Dec 12th
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An open letter to Canadian Politicians
Dear Canadian political types, Where is the love? I’m so sick of hearing about how much your opponent is trying to screw me, or mess with the Constitution, or is just plain arrogant and mean spirited. Here’s something that I would find refreshing: Agree with your opponent. Why not? Remind people that they are in fact working hard, and each person has the best interest of the...
Dec 5th
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Daily Kos: BREAKING: Treasury To Buy 8-Track Tape... →
napoleonsbattleplan: KevKev, this one’s for you. It’s a horrible conspiracy to corner the antique music player market!!! Run for the hillllzzzzz!!!
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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“The Treasury Department has no mechanism in place to track how institutions are...”
– Auditors fault Treasury oversight of bailout funds (via jonathanmarcus) Boo urns, America…
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Fastest Craigslist Turnaround Ever.
thisiswhy: 2:45p Posted ad on Craigslist for furniture. 2:55p Received email about interest in bookshelf. 2:56p Called interested party about pickup. 3:15p Interested party arrived, paid, and began disassembling bookshelf. 3:25p SUV Taxi arrived to pick up interested party and bookshelf. Now we wait for a bed frame-seeker. The future is now.
Dec 3rd
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Getting involved...
Okay, so I was inspired to voice my opinion to the powers that be.  Here is a copy of a letter that I sent variations of to Lee Richardson, my MP, Jim Flaherty, Minister of Finance, Stephan Dion, Leader of the Liberal Party of Canada, Jack Layton, Leader of the NDP, Michelle Jean, the Governor General, and CBC. I don’t know if it’s overkill, or whatever, but I feel good having sent...
Dec 3rd
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Canadian Opposition Coalition (the good ol' COC)
I hope it doesn’t happen. EDIT:  I’ve written a letter (see next post) that included what used to be here.  Please read it, if you’re interested. Re: above letter - This is just the tip of the iceberg.  I can rant on this for a long time, and I have on more than one occasion. For more info: Download the Conservative’s Economic Statement Harper’s response to...
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