I think I’ve gone cross-eyed.

I think I’ve gone cross-eyed.

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AHHHHH WRONG WAY!!!!!

AHHHHH WRONG WAY!!!!!

Getting better......

Getting better......

I should have picked it up myself!

I should have picked it up myself!

Where’s Kevin’s Package?

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“ Don’t Slinkies have a distinct smell? ”

(via nerdythingsjeffsays)

They really do, though.  You could probably bottle and sell that as nostalgic perfume.

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My new catchphrase.

My new catchphrase.

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(via magpeel:thedailywhat:source.)

Dear Santa,

Please, oh please, a “Designer Leopard” necky in my stocking!

Sincerely,

Kevkev

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matthewvandoren:

the back up… many people are getting it for BOTH sides of the bed!

My jaw hit the floor.

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“ people who wear clothes at Wreck Beach are assholes. It’s like wearing a team jersey and baseball cap to the opera. No one’s going to make you leave, but you’re being a dick and everyone knows it. ”

Gareth, on Wreck beach.

Gareth’s strengths lie in his similies.  He’s like… Hemmingway, but for writing… no… er… His similies ring true like metaphors, but include “like” or “as”… no … er…  His writing is like a meatball.  Meaty, enjoyable, and sometimes you wonder why you don’t eat it more often.  See? I can be a literary genius, too.

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(via thisiswhy)

(via thisiswhy)

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2 tests today. First of two in 2 hours.

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jeffrubinjeffrubin:

Vimeo being sued for lip dubs is so obviously insane I don’t even feel the need to comment. Instead, I’m going to use it as an excuse to repost this.

Almost two years ago I made a lip dub for The Verve Pipe’s 90’s hit, The Freshman. EMI Publishing sent a copyright infringement notice and I had to take it down. Just to spite them (because I’m sure they cared) I reposted it without the music. In order to further stick it to EMI I am going to keep not buying music from the major labels, just like everyone else since at least 2000.

If you have a legally purchased copy of The Verve Pipe’s seminal 1996 album Villains handy and you’re a Jeff Rubin superfan, you can synch it up at home yourself. In retrospect I should have given the video a countdown to make synching easier, this takes a few tries but the video and the song start at almost the exact same time.

The audio happens to be located here…  Worth a sync-up, friends.

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Tetris for the narcissist in me.

Tetris for the narcissist in me.

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There you go buddy.

There you go buddy.

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I’m sitting near a group of guys talking about “Colossi” as in the plural of “Colossus”… #NerdsInMyVicinity

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