More pooping puffins, please.
So, Canadian Government is stretching it’s arms and yawning as they get ready to go back to work. And by “work” we all know I mean shouting obscenities at “Mr. Speaker” who, I’m pretty sure just wears ear plugs the whole time and decides who speaks by pointing his stick at whoever yells the loudest, and saying “order” so that other people will think he’s been paying attention.
But the opposition parties have had enough - it seems their vocal chords are getting spent, and scream as they might are simply not heard. So they officially announced that they’ve had it with Stephen Harper’s government. Given the first opportunity, they’re going to throw the country into the third election since 2006, the fourth election since 2004, and the forty first election in Canadian History. Which is great - because everyone knows Canadians love democracy, and more importantly almost half of eligible Canadians love to vote! Almost…
But that’s okay because Stephen Harper thinks he can win it. And opposition leader Michael Ignatieff thinks the way he’ll have him beat - is by taking the moral high road. I wonder if he’ll still feel that way after Stephen Harper tops himself for inappropriate and unfair attack ads - which will be hard to do, considering he pushed the limits when lovable cartoon animals defaecated on the opposition. But only time will tell.
