"people who wear clothes at Wreck Beach are assholes. It’s like wearing a team jersey and baseball cap to the opera. No one’s going to make you leave, but you’re being a dick and everyone knows it."
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Gareth, on Wreck beach.
Gareth’s strengths lie in his similies. He’s like… Hemmingway, but for writing… no… er… His similies ring true like metaphors, but include “like” or “as”… no … er… His writing is like a meatball. Meaty, enjoyable, and sometimes you wonder why you don’t eat it more often. See? I can be a literary genius, too.
