"In response to the ever-reasonable Proposition 8 in California, which restored TRADITIONAL marriage as it has been defined for thousands of years (and was mostly funded by the Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints), I hereby call upon teh gays to promote the equally reasonable and Jesusesque “Proposition P”, which would restore TRADITIONAL prophets, as THEY have been defined for thousands of years. Proposition P, or The Defense of Religious Leaders Who Did Not Wear Magical Underwear, would change the California constitution so that only prophets identified and revered BEFORE 1820 would be recognized."
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Daily Kos: State of the Nation
Okay, I wasn’t gonna post this initially, but I really like the overall message it sends… It is not about mormon bashing. “Proposition P: because every hateful act of spite deserves and equally irrational response.”