Tattoos inside the lower lip:
They look gross and are embarassing to show off. Please don’t.
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So no reason… but how much is “inside-the-lower-lip-tattoo” removal?
Cheers, Canada. Forget ‘real’ news - about polotics, human rights, health care, child care, education, oh, I dunno, a crumbling economy, etc., etc.
What’s REALLY important is what’s been on the front page for the last week! A murdered stripper and a D-list celebrity… But not just ANY D-list celebrity… A D-list celebrety from CALGARY!!! OMGz!
Finally the CBC has taken a well deserved break from boring ‘traditional’ news stories, and instead has taken a logical segue - the criminal proceedings of a reality tv reject.
But stupid glory hog Jenkins had to ruin it for everybody and go off and die… Now what will I read about in the news? “Current events”? Pah. What a killjoy. I hope for two weeks we hear interviews of his family members and speculations about how his seeming suicide was actually a diabolical murder plot by some slightly more famous Canadian (Celine Dion, perhaps?) because he was just taking the spotlight away from the REAL headline news. Yeah, that’s right. Celin’s pregnant. Again. That’s what you miss, Canada, when you’re all wrapped up in stripper deaths.
Late night confession…
I’ve never thrown a punch, nor have I been punched. Sometimes I want to punch stuff but realize my lack of experience would lead to embarrassing results.
Out at dinner tonight
I went with my grandparents, and I got to ride in my grandfather’s Bentley for the first (and likely only) time. Since I’m not really a “car person”, here’s what I came away with. The Bentley, at least this particular model, has a feature wherein you can toggle between two different horn sounds.
I don’t believe I’m exaggerating when I say that this is easily the best thing to happen to the automobile since Henry Ford invented the wheel. You can have a cheery and melodic horn for when you see a friend on the sidewalk and wish to wave at them, and then toggle it to an aggressive horn when the arshole in the BMW cuts you off.
If we can figure out a way to make this applicable to public transit, I’m totally on board.
Similar principles could be applied to tasers - the I want your attention/playful (kinky) taze, and the standard 2000 volts of pure hatred (kinky?) taze.
It could work.
I just got retweeted for the first time.
What should I feel?
Dear Followers,
I feel that I know very little about you…and I want to know more. Tell me about yourself, anything you choose really. You favorite toothpaste or how you like your eggs cooked or maybe the thing that you love or hate the most about yourself. In return, I’ll reply back to whatever you’d like to know about me (within reason). Thank you Tumblr!
XOXOXOX Lizzy <3
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I’m a sailing instructor in the summer. I like most toothpastes, but my biggest pet peeve is running out of toothepaste. I love omelettes. I come on a little strong a lot of the time which seems creepy to outsiders. It doesn’t take long to realize that I’m harmless, and not creepy at all. But that is what a creep would say.
I might have to get back to you on those questions… I’m better at talking than inquiring most of the time.
But I want it nowwww…..
Sports’ Cliches
Sports team metaphors are old and cliche (ie. “Penguins clip Red Wings …”, “Flames burn Oilers”, “Hawks douse Flames”). Seriously, guys. Let’s think of something new.
“Benny Hill’s Bobby Cops File Their Police Reports”
If the only thing you find funnier than British TV shows are British police, you’ll probably enjoy reading this. I certainly learned more than I ever thought I wanted to know about The Benny Hill Show in researching it. According to the show’s marvelous Wikipedia page, Jane Leeves (aka Daphne from Frasier), got her start in television as one of “Hill’s Angels” (the scantily clad young women who ran away from a randy Mr. Hill in fast motion at the end of every episode). This totally explains this episode of Frasier.
Thanks. Now I have Yakety Sax stuck in my head.
"I just find it a little far fetched that the explosion of the ship’s core could escape the event horizon of a black hole."
— Jocelyn - upon seeing the Star Trek movie.
- Me: The Most Dangerous Game? What's that about? Love or something? Is love the most dangerous game?
- Erica: Uh, no. It's hunting people.
This is sneaky. Wondered why there was no source. Is Tumblr transforming in to the portion of my email inbox that is reserved for certain family members and their endless forwards? The jig is up if of course it isn’t already. Nice pictures though: http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/tigerpig.asp
(via motionsensorsoundtrack) (via thepenthouse)“In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, died shortly after birth.
The mother tiger, after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother’s cubs, perhaps she would improve.
After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only ‘orphans’ that could be found quickly were a litter of weanling pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger.”
Shortly after, the tiger contracted Swine Flu, and died a horrible death.
Besides, James Herriot did it with sheep. True story.
