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The Princess and the Frog…  More like…  French Prince Say he’s no Dog.

Okay that was lamer than usual.  That’s because I have nothing bad to say about this movie.  It’s going to be this generation’s Aladdin or Lion King or Beauty and the Beast…  Great story, great music, great characters…  I give this movie 9.5 trumpet playing crocodiles out of 11.

Sherlock Holmes.  More like… Sherlock Pwns.

This movie was surprisingly awesome.  I thought they would ruin Sherlock Holmes, but the movie was respectful of the character, as well as extremely novel and exciting.  I give it 3 “elementary, Watson”s out of 3.

Valentines Day…  More like Valentine’s (there are WAY too many celebrities in this movie) Day.

This movie was a lot like Jennifer Garner’s lips:  Fake, full, and weirdly fun to look at.

It was actually enjoyable, so I give it 6.5 celebrity appearances out of 8.

Shutter Island…  More like…  Shut-your Eyes-land.  Because there are gross bits.

This movie was awesome and gets 10 WTF moments out of 10.

Up in the Air.  More like…  (what’s) Up in the (Jason Bateman’s Facial H)air?

Seriously - he looks ridiculous, it’s distracting.  Naw, it’s just weird.  Michael Bluth, man…  You needs to shave.

I give this movie 4 charming Clooneys out of 5

Alice in Wonderland…  More like…  Alice in Under-the-influence-land.

I give it 5 Mad Johnny Depp Hatters out of 5.